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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!" The doctor says I should be able to see again in about ten days. The broken arm will take about a month.
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Thanksgiving Story
A young boy after hearing the story of Thanksgiving and how the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together, climbed up into his father's lap and said, "Daddy, did you know that if we were Indians, you would be a brave and Mom would be a squawk?" "That is the best description of your mother I have ever heard!" replied his daddy as he ducked.
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Over Seventy
Senior citizens are riddled with AIDS!...hearing aids, Band-Aids, Rolaids, walking aids, government aid.
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