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Thirty Times Faster
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death.
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Waking Lady Gaga
Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poke'r Face.
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Beer Nuts
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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