Word Play Jokes

Croak

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
Patient: I think I'm going to croak!

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Tampons In School

Q: What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
A: I'll see you next period.

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Kindergartner

Q: Who is 5 years old and grows crops?
A: A kinderGARDENER

Written By: RussellHorning
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