Word Play Jokes

Santa's Gas Mileage

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Gas Bill

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: The Jews sent him the gas bill.

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What were they Thinking?

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a blowjob from a 60 year old woman.
Q: What are they both thinking at the exact same time?
A: Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

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