Word Play Jokes

He's The Light Of Her Life

A good husband is the light of his wife's life. However, some wives are getting fed up with seeing their lights go out every night!

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Drunk Chicken

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!

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Vikings And Dollar Bills

Q: What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill? 
A You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!

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