Word Play Jokes

Sent From Heaven

A woman brought her 4-month-old baby to visit her neighbor. The baby began to fuss soon after they arrived. Roger, the 5-year-old son of the neighbor she visited said, "Where did you get this little baby from?" "He was sent from Heaven," the mother replied. As the infant continued to cry and yell, the little boy said, "I bet I know why he was sent from Heaven. God wanted it quiet up there!"

Anonymous

Prawn Broker

Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A: To the prawn broker!

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Anonymous

Prick and Balls

Q: What did the prick say to the balls?
A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!

Anonymous
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