Word Play Jokes

Composition

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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A Blind Dinosaur

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: A Thoughtusawus.

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Spooky

My dead friend is a successful author.
He's a ghostwriter.

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