Word Play Jokes

Monster Valentine's Gift

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

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First Five Hundred

Treat the bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500.

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Split Personality

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.
Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

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