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Day After Christmas
It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change. The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?" The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for me." The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicycle violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on it." Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says, "And did Santa bring you that horse?" Humoring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he did." To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."
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Longest Word in the English Language
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letter!
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Golfing Posture
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the green keeper and finds him. "I've been stung by a wasp" She says. "Where did it get you?" He replies "Between the 1st and 2nd hole" "I think your stance must be a little too wide"
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