Word Play Jokes

Longest Word in the English Language

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letter!

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Golfing Posture

A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the green keeper and finds him. "I've been stung by a wasp" She says. "Where did it get you?" He replies "Between the 1st and 2nd hole" "I think your stance must be a little too wide"

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Cow Twitch

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky!

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