Word Play Jokes

The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

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Bullies

A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, "Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he'll stop." The kid replies, "Yeah, but he's so cute!"

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Cat St. Nick

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!

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