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Never Left
My Uncle's last request was that he be pickled in alcohol and kept in the front room
He's here, in spirit
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Written By: KielPhillips
Where Have You Been?
Q: What did the worm say to the other when he was late getting home?
A: Where in earth have you been!
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Silly Superstition
"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. "Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile. "Thirteen? My God girl! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"
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