Playtonic Relationship

A nosy neighbor remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment. "Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spends three hours every night in your apartment?" Mrs Smith replied. "It's a playtonic friendship. It's play for him and a tonic for me."

Food For Thought

Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out."
Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit!

Two Jews

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.