Word Play Jokes

Smart Ass

You are such a smart ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

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Cheesy

Q: Why did the mouse go to the party?
A: He heard they were playing Parcheesi!

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Tennis Balls

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling.  "What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked. "Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back. "Wow," said the blonde, looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."

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