Word Play Jokes

Flameless

Joined a dating site. On my profile my only request was that the girl owned a lighter.
I have no matches.

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Santa's Gardens

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

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Can't Quit Cold Turkey

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy dear, can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

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