Word Play Jokes

Don't Say It

Q: What's one thing you don't tell a vampire?
A: Bite me.

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Mexican Weather Forecast

Q: Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.

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What Are You Staring At

If someone ever says, "What are you staring at?" Say "I don't know, give me a minute."

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