Change

The buzzword of this election is "CHANGE." Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to. Just that we need CHANGE! This brings to mind the following illustration...
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear. The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately." He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowskie, Brown, you change with Schultz..." "Change, now get on with it!"
And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!

How Much

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenly he notices a fine looking hooker looking at him. He stops, bangs on the window and says, "So, what does this cost?!" The hooker replies "25 dollars!" The Pollock says, "Hmm, that's a pretty good price for insulated windows!"

Thinnest Books

• The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton
• The Amish Phone Directory
• Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette
• George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names
• French Hospitality
• Everything Women Know About Men
• Everything Men Know About Women
• Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches
• Different Ways To Spell Bob
• Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors
• America's Most Popular Lawyers
• Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean
• The Wild Years - By Al Gore
• Things I Would Not Do For Money - By Dennis Rodman
• Human Rights Advances In China
• To All The Men I've Loved Before - By Ellen Degeneres
• The Engineer's Guide To Fashion
• My Plan To Find The Real Killers - By O. J. Simpson
• How To Land A Plane At Martha's Vineyard - By Jfk, Jr