Word Play Jokes

Baby Names

Went to the doctor with Depression. People say I'm cruel for naming my daughter that, but my wife said we should name her after the state I was in when I heard the news.
Turns out she meant Georgia.

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Weak

I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym.
Guess we just weren't working out.

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Congressional Question

If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

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