Word Play Jokes

Confucius Says - Car

Confucius says, "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."

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Run Don't Walk

Q: What runs but never walks?
A: Water!

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Old Person, Mexican, and High School Student

Q: What does an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors (senors)!

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