Word Play Jokes

Interview

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?
President: Improper? Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

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Lactose Woes

The Lactose Intolerant Society have asked me to come up with a few puns for their new information brochure.
They don't want anything cheesy though.

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Filing Fine

Just been to the new taxidermist restaurant.
Stuffed now.

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