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Taking Measures
"Mom, I'm pregnant." "How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?" "That I should take measures. That's what I did! I took measures and then went with the biggest."
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Bee Books
Q: What's a bees favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!
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The Frustrated Bee
Q: Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
A: He couldn't find a BP station!
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