Word Play Jokes

Waking Grumpy

Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.
Client: No, I always let him sleep.

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Vampire Date

Vampire 1: "Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?"
Vampire 2: "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

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Joggers

A nude jogger was running past two old women. One had a stroke, the other missed!

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