Word Play Jokes

Bandstand

Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs!

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Happy Lassie

Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!

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Shiny Snails

Q: How do snails get their shells so shiny?
A: They use snail polish!

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