Word Play Jokes

New Mouse Home

Q: How do mice celebrate when they move into a new home?
A: With a mouse warming party

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Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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Doggone It

Q: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

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