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Open Minded
Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A: So men can be open minded.
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Got Bull?
Blonde and redhead sisters inherited a ranch in the early 1900's. Their prize bull died unexpectedly and they needed to buy another, but only had $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I'll go to the market and see if I can find one. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She's stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slowly: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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Blubber Trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
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