Poker In The Jungle

Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.

Humorous Moment

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up to the car, the driver lowers his window and a cloud of weed smoke pours out.  The cop looks at the driver and notices his eyes are as red as a stop sign. The cop then asks the driver, "How high are you?
The driver laughs and says, No officer, it's Hi, How are you...

Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!