Word Play Jokes

Chasing Tail

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

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Hipster Problems

Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

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Naval Surgeon

"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man sitting next to her on the airplane. "I'm a naval surgeon," he replied. "Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

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