Word Play Jokes

Playground

If you want to see my pictures of playground equipment, come round tomorrow. I'm doing a slide show.

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Whale Pardon

Q: What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
A: I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

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Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

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