Knock Knock - Anthem

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!

Flasher

Q: Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A: He decided to stick it out for one more year!

Playtonic Relationship

A nosy neighbor remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment. "Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spends three hours every night in your apartment?" Mrs Smith replied. "It's a playtonic friendship. It's play for him and a tonic for me."