Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Book

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

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Anhueser Busch

A drunk blonde walks into a bar, the bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

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Wang's Kitchen

$9.50 General Tso's chicken from Wang's Kitchen in NYC
$1.00 -  Can soda
Getting home and realizing that Wang forgot to give you one of your containers... riceless !

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