Word Play Jokes

Lincoln Scoring

Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!

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Know For Sure

There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

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Almost Celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"

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