Word Play Jokes

Moving Out

Q: There were two gay men and two lesbians moving from California to New York. Which ones got there first?
A: The lesbians, they got there lickity split, while the gay guys were still packing their shit!'

Anonymous

Vampires Crazy

Q: Why are vampires crazy?
A: Because they are often bats!

Anonymous

Loser's Costume

I'm dressing like a Dodger this Halloween; I'm going as a loser!

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