Word Play Jokes

Deli Order

Mohammed Salameh -- it sounds like something you order at a deli, doesn't? 'Can I have the half pound of Mohammed Salameh, please?'

Anonymous

Jungle Mix

Q: What do you get when you mix a rhino, a hippo, and a flamingo?
A: Hellifino!!

Written By: funnyhunny

Sleepwalking Nun

Q: What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?
A: A Roman Catholic!!

Written By: funnyhunny
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