Word Play Jokes

Claustrophobia

Q: What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claustrophobia !

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Yo Mama - Billiards

Yo mama so fat she plays billiards with the planets.

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Curly Hair

Q: Do you know why God made pubic hairs curly!??
A: So you won't poke your eyes out!

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