Word Play Jokes

Tigger Has No Friends

Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh

Anonymous

Potat-ho

Q: Two little potatoes stand on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
A: It's the one with the little sticker that reads: "I-DA-HO." Also, she has herpes sores on her lips.

Anonymous

Play Ball

Q: Why is baseball like a cake?
A: They both need batters.

Anonymous
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