Word Play Jokes

Dracula Knock Out

Q: If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
A: Out for the count!

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He Can't Hear

Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Chicken Ain't Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

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