Word Play Jokes

Lazy Eye

Q: Want to know why I broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye?
A: Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.

Anonymous

Magic Tractor

Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.

Anonymous

Osama Bin Laden and General Custer

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common? 
A They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Anonymous
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