Word Play Jokes

Ghost Apartment

Q: What do you call a ghost's apartment patio?
A: A Boocany.

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Dental Hygienist

I once dated a dental hygienist.
She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.

Anonymous

Gross Grosser Grossest

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
Q: You want to know what's grosser than that?
A: When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

Anonymous
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