Word Play Jokes

Taxidermy Thanksgiving

Q: What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A: The stuffing.

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Twins

My girlfriend said "I'm seeing someone behind your back"
I said "I know, that's my conjoined twin, Michael"

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Which Is Worse?

Q: Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
A: Cum on Eileen.

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