Word Play Jokes

Fifteenth Child

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

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Hung

In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Lisa

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

Anonymous
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