Word Play Jokes

Blonde And Halogen

Q: What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?

A: They both get screwed on the front of cars.

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This Is The End

Q: What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A: This is the end of me!

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More Pigs On The Farm

Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!

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