Word Play Jokes

Marsupial Moms

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?
A: Because the kids have to play inside.

Anonymous

What Is A Vampire

Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

Anonymous

Valley Girl - The Pill

Q: Why did the valley girl take two birth control pills?
A: She wanted to be 'fer-sure, fer-sure'

Anonymous
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