Word Play Jokes

Chimney Cricket!

Q: What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
A: Chimney Cricket!

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Flash Dog

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

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Dirty Elephant

Q: What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A: A smellyphant!

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