Word Play Jokes

Thanksgiving Story

A young boy after hearing the story of Thanksgiving and how the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together, climbed up into his father's lap and said, "Daddy, did you know that if we were Indians, you would be a brave and Mom would be a squawk?" "That is the best description of your mother I have ever heard!" replied his daddy as he ducked.

Anonymous

Over Seventy

Senior citizens are riddled with AIDS!...hearing aids, Band-Aids, Rolaids, walking aids, government aid.

Anonymous

Viagra Heist

Q: Did you hear about the crooks who stole a truckload of Viagra?
A: Police issued an APB for hardened criminals.
A: The Judge will likely impose a stiff sentence.

Anonymous
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