Word Play Jokes

Going Down

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, at first encountering resistance but then plunging in, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds, before I knew it, she was going down on me. And I thought to myself..... "I really need a new freakin' boat."

Submitted BY: rumblefish65

How Many Cockroaches

Q: How many cockroaches does it take to turn on a light?
A: No one knows... when the light comes on they all scatter!

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My girlfriend's dog came running up to us for a cuddle. "I love you Freddy," she said, stroking his fur. "I love him more than you," I replied. She said, "I don't think so, I definitely love him most." I said, "You misunderstood me."

Submitted BY: TommehBoi
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