Word Play Jokes

Empty Beer Cans

Q: Why do blondes leave empty beer cans in their refrigerator?
A: For their friends that don't drink.

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How About...

An old man and his wife sit in bed watching TV. Suddenly, the old woman turns off the TV, faces her husband and slyly opens her bathrobe. "How about some super pussy?" The old man calmly says, "I'll take the soup."

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On And On

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!

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