Word Play Jokes

Which One?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.

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Bed Shoes

Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A: A horse!

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