Word Play Jokes

Big Question

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.

Anonymous

Arkansas

Q: What did Arkansas?

A: Idaho...

Anonymous

Happy Thanksgiving

One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!" Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, "He gave you the bird!"

Anonymous
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