Word Play Jokes

Difference Between Cats and Commas

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

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Grandma's Birthday

Q: What do you give an 80 year old grandma for her birthday? 
A: Mikey, he'll eat anything!

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Elton John Fired

Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

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