Weather Jokes

Migration

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Season Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

American Aircraft Carriers

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to short facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

Categories: Political Jokes (Foreign Politicians) , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Tsunami Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Farted

Yo momma so fat, she sat in the gulf of Mexico and farted, she caused a 4,000 mile Tsunami that hit India.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Weather Jokes (Tsunami Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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