Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
Yo Mama - Farted
Yo momma so fat, she sat in the gulf of Mexico and farted, she caused a 4,000 mile Tsunami that hit India.
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada, there are two Seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.
Southerners are urged not to travel unless absolutely necessary.
Northerners: You will need your big coat.
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
The odds of winning the California lottery by matching all six numbers are 14 times greater than the odds of being struck by lightening, according to Lottery magazine. the figure drops to nine times greater in New Jersey, six times greater in Pennsylvania, and four times greater in Connecticut.