Mississippi Jokes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Dumb Mississippi Laws:

• Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
• Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
• Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-37
• Columbus - The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
• Oxford - It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
• One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
• Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.
• Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
• Tylertown - It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. 

Dumb Montana Laws

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Dumb Montana Laws:

1. Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
2. (Repealed) In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
3. It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
4. It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
5. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
6. Excelsior Springs - Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
7. Helena - No item may be thrown across a street.
8. Salisbury - Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
9. Whitehall - It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. 

Louisiana Crazy Laws

• It is illegal to gargle in public places.
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
• Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
• New Orleans - It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
• You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.