U.S. State Jokes

Rock Group

Q: Name a rock group with four male members but none of them sing or play music.
A: Mt. Rushmore.

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State Puns

Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.

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Texas vs. New York

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?" The New York girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

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