Idaho Jokes

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Dumb Idaho Laws:

• Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
• You may not fish on a camel's back.
• Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
• Boise - Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
• Pocatello - A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view."
• A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. 

Dear Abby: Lying Cheat

Dear Abby: My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he is a cheat. I don't know what to do.
Signed - Frustrated
 
Dear Frustrated: You should dump him. Now that you are finally a New York Senator, you don't need him anymore.

Missouri Crazy Law

Dumb Missouri Laws:

• It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)
• Buckner - In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
• Excelsior - Springs Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
• Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
• Kansas City - Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
• Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
• Marceline - Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
• Marquette - It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
• Mole - Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
• Natchez - It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
• Purdy - Dancing is strictly prohibited.
• St. Louis - It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.)
• A milk man may not run while on duty.
• University City - Four women may not rent an apartment together.