U.S. State Jokes - Washington State Jokes

Seattle Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in California and move to Seattle, Washington are they still brother and sister?

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Seattle Kingdome

Q: Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?
A: While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

We Have Plenty of Those

A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all drinking in a bar.
After a while, the Texan grabbed a bottle of tequila, threw it in the air and shot it into a thousand pieces. "Don't you boys worry about it," said the Texan, "we have plenty of tequila deep in the heart of Texas." The Californian, not wanting to be outdone, selected a bottle of fine wine, tossed it up, and shot it into smitherines. "Hey, don't sweat it dudes," chirped the Californian, "There's zillions of bottles of wine in Cali." The Seattlite, following suit, guzzled down a bottle of micro-brewed beer, chucked it towards the rafters, shot the Californian, and (without missing a beat) pulled out his hand and caught the beer bottle. Everyone in the bar stood frozen in shock. "Relax, kids," said the Seattlite cooly, "Up in Seattle, there's a freakin' shitload of Californians. No big deal."

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