Top 10 - Soccer vs. Sex

10. Balls are always checked for firmness
9. Periods only last 45 minutes
8. Parents cheer when you score
7. Soccer is a legal profession
6. Protective equipment can be washed and reused
5. Size doesn't matter
4. If you get too rough you get a red card
3. You can score using your head or your feet
2. Lasts a full 90 minutes
1. You can juggle your balls in front of your mother

Headers

First I'll do a header, then you do one. Goooaaalll!

Liverpool Football

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.