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Sports Jokes - Soccer / Football Jokes
Football Flood
Q: What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
A: Bring on their subs!
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Jock Booty Call - Soccer
Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High five!
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Crossbar Jumping
Q: Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
A: All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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